"I'm not sure I should be swinging with the Baptists," he said.
"I think you'll like our pastor," I said. "His sermons aren't dumbed down like the homilies at Marymount. And the Bible study is great. You'll really get into it."
"But it's heresy!" he said.
"We have pastry before the service," I said.
"I can do heresy for pastry. . ." he said thoughtfully.
Now he's dating one of the Baptists from the Bible study. It just goes to show that the power of carbohydrates can do more for Church unity than the best efforts of ecumenical theology.